I am a manic collector. If I see something I don't need, but might one day find useful to have lying around... And it is free -Then I have to have it!
I work at Copenhagen Business School, which is the epicenter of throwing out useful stuff. To add insult to injury
I am the guy who has to throw it out.
The inevitable result is that I drag home all sorts of discarded crap from work every day. Very soon I'll need to go buy a jungle hat and a machete to hack my way through the "Crap-jungle" that my apartment is turning into.
It will be the end of me, I'll die under a heap of other people's discarded thing laughing that manic Gollum laugh... "My own, my precioussss...!"